What Can I Say

I was making excuses to Lori for my poor shooting. How bout this one.

Jake Blues pleading with his old fiancee not to shoot him for not showing up at their wedding.

"I ran out of gas. I got a flat tire. I didn't have change for cab fare. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN"T MY FAULT, I SWEAR - - - -

Then he puts that handsome look on her. Ha