Thursday, June 11, 2009

Miranda For All

Just when you thought-----------
Enemy combatants caught in Afghanistan will now be given Miranda rights.
Heck, I'll chip in for a lawyer
Build'em a habitat for uuuhhhh house
Food stamps
Cool tennis shoes
Pack of Camels-----------------------------------Lucky Strikes
Gift certificate to Hooters
Electric car---Bamamobile with twin plug-in's and parachute
Free Tim G. tax service
Voice lessons
Pedicure
Round trips home on business
Speaking tour
Write a book

3 comments:

John Bobo said...

Can you get the same rights for not being an enemy comatant caught in Afghanistan? Where do you sign up?

Roger Howell said...

Up is down
Wrong is right
Moral is immoral
white is black
illegal is legal
power to polititians
opinion over constitution
receive me a comment

John Bobo said...

Unfortunately, you are so right.